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Wednesday 13 - My Home Sweet Home lyrics

Wednesday 13 - My Home Sweet Home lyrics



My Home Sweet Home by Wednesday 13


I've got nothing to lose that's why I'm with you
My X-Ray glasses don't lie
And the best thing about our future
Is knowing that I'm gonna die
It's a simple mistake that anyone could make
And I guess I won the grand prize
A lifetime supply of misery
My home sweet homicide
And I'm so love sick, sick of you
I guess I'll see you in hell
But I'm sure you'd ruin that too
You'll be the death of me
Baby you're my home sweet homicide
You're the reason why I never tried
You're the biggest star in your own mind
No anti-dote, it's a fucking joke
And I'll never get out alive
Now on the count of three
Won't you bury me
Close the casket and say goodbye
And it's ashes to ashes, dust to dust
My home sweet homicide
And I'm so love sick, sick of you
I guess I'll see you in hell
But I'm sure you'd ruin that too
You'll be the death of me
Baby you're my home sweet homicide
And I'm so love sick, sick of you
I guess I'll see you in hell
But I'm sure you'd ruin that too
You'll be the death of me
Baby you're my home sweet homicide

We, Who Dare - What This Means lyrics

We, Who Dare - What This Means lyrics



What This Means by We, Who Dare


Come a little closer
And see what this means to me
Once again I'm in this place, f**ked up an sh*t faced.
Going through another phase I haven't seen the sun in days.
Not ready, insecure an taking from you all that's pure.
Hold back don't let it go I won't let my weakness show.
Sustain
Excuse me is this your past repeating?
I can't stop
Deja vu who needs a room?
[Chorus]
Before the sun rises, I'll be gone
Your heart is not what I want to hear beating.
(What did I know, you knew how to work this show.
Did you think I'd oblige to your train of lies?) X2
[Bridge]
Come a little closer
An see what this means to me
Plan b double meaning
Super deep an shallow as f**k
[Chorus]
Before the sun rises, I'll be gone
Your heart is not what I want to hear beating.
(What did I know, you knew how to work this show.
Did you think I'd oblige to your train of lies?) X2
Excuse me is this your past repeating?

Weakerthans - Without Mythologies lyrics

Weakerthans - Without Mythologies lyrics



Without Mythologies by Weakerthans


A soft breeze with the slippery concrete black and full of
muddy slush, contrasting with the hoarfrost, clean and hung
on a tunnel of silent shivering trees (the ones you said you'd
like to be), and the birds that screamed at the sun now buried
deep down below the ground, beneath the snow, I press my
shoulder to this wall between us. I know you are behind me
but I press my shoulder to this wall, determined not to turn
around. I know I'll see you standing, still that statue that I
molded in my mind to kiss, so beautiful you'll never move
again. Someplace far away, at some sad table littered with
bad light, with chipped plates, in 48 frames from a movie on
the cutting room floor, you said "True meaning would be
dying with you", and though I wanted to, I did not smile. But
now I will give up on this wall that we have fought with, never
uncover meaning behind our rich words. If I could I would
make you a raging river, with angry rapids, supplied with
rain, so you could always meander and forever be able to run
away without contending with myths wrongly interpreted with
pain. A harsh wind

Webbie - Wipe Me Down (Remix) lyrics

Webbie - Wipe Me Down (Remix) lyrics



Wipe Me Down (Remix) by Webbie


Mr. wipe down ya heard me Foxx-a-million
This one be the reeemix!
Badazz, Savage live, Foxx-a-million
Man you already know what it is ya heard me
We still on, we still ridin on chrome, we still pullin up
[Verse 1 (Foxx)]
I pull up at the club VIP gas tank on E but all drinks on me (wipe me down)
Fresh kicks fresh white tall tee fresh NFL hat fresh bauds wit the crease (wipe me down)
Pussy niggas wanna hit me wit they heat, real recognize real real niggaz gon speak (wipe me down)
Jiggalatin I been rollin bout a week you can tell I got cake by the diamonds in my teeth
(Wipe me down)
Black shades so you know a nigga rollin they ain't check me at the door so ain't no tellin
What I'm holdin (wipe me down)
Bad bitches they gon bust it wide open niggas flashin they lil bread but I'm the nigga they
Approachin (wipe me down)
Small nigga tall figures yall niggas crowd niggas we gon get mac elevens and dog niggas
(Wipe me down)
Yall niggas call niggas but my nigga all killas get ya issue and whoever fall wit ya
[Chorus]
Cuz I'm on (wipe me down) [8x]
Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes [4x]
B.O.O.S.I.E.B.A.D.A.Z.Z. that's me (wipe me down)
Red bones caramel all of em stop and stare all of em try and steal my underwear (wipe me down)
I like to floss like Rick Ross got a hit called set it off when I sing it everybody set it off (wipe me down)
Black mink yeah I'm on play wit me I bust ya dome 8 whips on chrome you can gon (wipe me down)
Fresh fade fresh j's on the corner playin spades I'm an ordinary person but I'm paid (wipe me down)
Foxx flippin Webbie smokin and we chokin on a whole pound of purple man it's like a ninja turtle (wipe me down)
Just left New York City hooked up wit P. Diddy finna blow past 50 you gon have ta (wipe me down)
We the best I'm a fool I'm the hemi man red like green like yellow like diddy man
[Chorus]
[Verse 3 (Webbie)]
Hot drop drop top top drop hoes drop it like it's hot yea nigga I'm the shit (wipe me down)
You see this ice on my wrist how it glist soon as the light hit you can't lie the ice sick
(Wipe me down)
Purple got me smellin funky red monkey 500 dollars on em you ain't seen these yet (wipe me down)
Beatin you can hear me way around the corner paint wet wit the 24's on em that's bet (wipe me down)
Ol lady's baby momma's few fiance's niggas wife savage life who I'm gonna fuck next (wipe me down)
And I use the life style or the magnum or the trojan or go head and use the barrel of the tech (wipe me down)
Man this chain hit me for a couple grand oh no I ain't complainin just watch how you wipe my chest (wipe me down)
A bad bitch wanted me to stay lil longer I put that dick up on her but I had a flight to catch (wipe me down)
[Foxx]
Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes [8x]

Wedding Present - Wide Open Road lyrics

Wedding Present - Wide Open Road lyrics



Wide Open Road by Wedding Present


Wide Open Road - WPA
Well the drums rolled off in my forehead
Guns went off in my chest
Remember carrying the baby just for you
Crying in the wilderness
I lost track of my friends, I lost my kin
Cut them off as limbs
I drove out over the flatland
Hunting down you and him
The sky was big and empty
My chest filled to explode
I yelled my insides out at the sun
At the wide open road
It's a wide open road, It's a wide open road
So how do you think it feels
Sleeping by yourself?
When the one you love, the one you love
Is with someone else
Then it's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
And now you can go any place
That you want to go
I wake up in the morning
Thinking I'm still by your side
I reach out just to touch you
Then I realise
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
So how do you think it feels
Sleeping by yourself?
When the one you love, the one you love
Is with someone else
I wake up in the morning
Thinking I'm still by your side
I reach out just to touch you
Then I realise
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
And now you can go any place that you want to go

Weddings Parties Anything - Wide Open Road lyrics

Weddings Parties Anything - Wide Open Road lyrics



Wide Open Road by Weddings Parties Anything


Wide Open Road - WPA
Well the drums rolled off in my forehead
Guns went off in my chest
Remember carrying the baby just for you
Crying in the wilderness
I lost track of my friends, I lost my kin
Cut them off as limbs
I drove out over the flatland
Hunting down you and him
The sky was big and empty
My chest filled to explode
I yelled my insides out at the sun
At the wide open road
It's a wide open road, It's a wide open road
So how do you think it feels
Sleeping by yourself?
When the one you love, the one you love
Is with someone else
Then it's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
And now you can go any place
That you want to go
I wake up in the morning
Thinking I'm still by your side
I reach out just to touch you
Then I realise
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
So how do you think it feels
Sleeping by yourself?
When the one you love, the one you love
Is with someone else
I wake up in the morning
Thinking I'm still by your side
I reach out just to touch you
Then I realise
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
It's a wide open road
And now you can go any place that you want to go

Wednesday 13 - The Devil Made Me Do It lyrics

Wednesday 13 - The Devil Made Me Do It lyrics



The Devil Made Me Do It by Wednesday 13


Mom and Dad I'm not sorry
For putting bullets in your body
One day I hope you'll understand
That I did it for the man yeah!
Well he came up to me
He said kill your mom and dad
He said it's time to be a man
And I'm feeling kinda bad
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
Mom and Dad your beautiful
With bullet holes in your skull
And red looks good on you two
Goodbye Goodredens I hate you!
It was a really simple plan
Go in and kill Mom and Dad
There's just one lesson to be learned
You fuck with me you'll sleep with worms!
And now,
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
Mom and Dad I'm not sorry
For dismembering your body
In fact it was a dream come true
To have the honor to kill you!
I hope you both are doing fine
With your guts up in the sky
Well me, I'm doing well
In the luxury of hell!
And now,
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
The Devil made me do it
And I'll do it again!
(Holy jesus god damn! Holy jesus jumping christmas shit! )

Weird Al Yankovic - It's all about the pentiums lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - It's all about the pentiums lyrics



It's all about the pentiums by Weird Al Yankovic


It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Yeah
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??

Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry springer lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry springer lyrics



Jerry springer by Weird Al Yankovic


Parody of "One Week" by Bare Naked Ladies
New lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the sl*t and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker-punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all?
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
Nymphomaniac is back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
Male Springer guest: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister.
Female Springer guest: Oh, which one?
Male Springer guest: All of 'em.
Female Springer guest: Ah, well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake.
Male Springer guest: Yeah? W-Well, me too! And, I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
Female Springer guest: Woofie, you b*tch! Well I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
Male Springer guest: That goat doesn't love you!
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare, but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher every day
If you've seen the show, well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Well, it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one
It's been one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said that she's still dating twenty guys
Three days since he interviewed
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger

Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty fly (for a rabbi) lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty fly (for a rabbi) lyrics



Pretty fly (for a rabbi) by Weird Al Yankovic


["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]
Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really, really, really, wanna zigga zigga, ah!
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
Hey!
["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger]
I'm not sick, but I'm not well.
And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell.
I'm not sick, but I'm not well.
And it's a sin to live so well.
["Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)" by Pras Michel w/ Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya]
Ghetto superstar, that is what you are,
Coming from afar, reaching for the stars.
Run away with me, to another place
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh
["Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys]
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right.
Backstreet's back, all right!
All right!
["Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth]
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
But now, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shun, you might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun!
["Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys]
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
["Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba]
I get knocked down, but I get up again,
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
["Ray Of Light" by Madonna]
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
["Push" by Matchbox 20]
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well I will
["Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind]
I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say good-bye.
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Do do do, do do doot
["The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson]
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show
["Mmmbop" by Hanson]
Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wop, doom zap ah, do
["Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground]
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it, yeah mama, this surely is...
["Closing Time" by Semisonic]
Closing time
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
Take us home.
["Way Moby Polka" by Al Yankovic]
'Cause it's closing time!
(Yeah it's closing time)
(We're talkin' 'bout closin' time)
(It's really closin' time)
(Hey!)