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Ween - Boing lyrics

Ween - Boing lyrics



Boing by Ween


It is as smooth as a mutilated sh*t on a shingle at dawn
Rip rip rip van Winkle he can sh*t on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?
She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She'd like to do a boing boing boing boing?
Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah

Ween - Laura lyrics

Ween - Laura lyrics



Laura by Ween


Dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n, dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n
The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya?
And if you told me that it wasn't there, why the hell am I with ya?
You know I really don't care, and why the hell now with ya?
I told my mommy that it was ok, and why the hell now with ya?
Laura -- Laura
Oh baby I cut myself
And if you threw the garbage away, why the hell am I with ya?
And if you knew you wanted to stay, then why the hell now with ya?
Little Eddie Dingle is going away, and why the hell now with ya?
Somebody wants to come and play, and why the hell am I with ya?
Laura -- Laura
You know something? I've got somethin' -- I've got somethin' --
I've got somethin' for all the people in the world

Ween - Chocolate town lyrics

Ween - Chocolate town lyrics



Chocolate town by Ween


Couldn't taste the taste that I was tastin'
Couldn't hear the waste that I was makin'
Tired of the life I was facin'
Couldn't tell one from another
Couldn't hide a secret from my mother
Any other mother wouldn't bother
Makin' time breakin' ground
Sail brown bay to chocolate town
Got me on the porch I'm in the front row
Says "sh*t's for real man" like I don't know
Get your punk ass back to the dog show...
Makin' time breakin' ground
Sail brown bay to chocolate town
A new breath I feel the grip releasin'
Scr*ping my guts off of the ceiling
I've got that sunny bunny feeling
Makin' time breakin' ground
Sail brown bay to chocolate town
Makin' time breakin' ground
Greyhound bus to chocolate town...

Ween - Up On Th' Hill lyrics

Ween - Up On Th' Hill lyrics



Up On Th' Hill by Ween


Up on th' hill
down by the river
by the ocean
across the field
by the word
of the boognish
lordy lordy lord
I'm comin' home
when I was younger
my mamma told me
she said 'gener,
I wanna smell it.'
then she smelled it
and it was smelly
and she said
lordy lordy lord
I'm comin' home
in a dream
said he was comin'
boognish was risin'
up from the mist
he held the scepter
of wealth and power
he said, 'by god,
I've come to take you home

Ween - Puffy cloud lyrics

Ween - Puffy cloud lyrics



Puffy cloud by Ween


Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and I smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Float away on a cotton ball
We write songs about the clouds
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and I smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and I smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

Ween - Transdermal celebration lyrics

Ween - Transdermal celebration lyrics



Transdermal celebration by Ween


Transdermal celebration
Caused a slight mutation
In the rift
It toppled down a nation
And left the people running for the hills
But the mutants that I see
Shine their beauty unto me
I wish you could see them
Tectonic tribulation
Formed a crust of green beyond the reef
Waves fell in formation
Cause the plants to bend with spi-ked leaves
I'm growing with the land
Time has taken my hands and let me touch them
Hey, hey,
A billion miles to Mark A
Lay on the lawn, he's already home
When the morning ray hits his face
Transdermal celebration
Jets flew in formation
I could see them
Dropping the crustaceans
Leaving trails of flames in their wake
But where is the mutation
Who once told me it was safe, I can't find him

Ween - Captain fantasy lyrics

Ween - Captain fantasy lyrics



Captain fantasy by Ween


Please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny, Captain Fantasy
Take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound
You could be with me, Captain Fantasy
And when I'm there, I'm here
And when you're near, I'm there
The only words of your life, Captain Fantasy
And when I'm here, I'm there
And when you're near, I'm here
The only words of your life, Captain Fantasy
Please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny, Captain Fantasy
So take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound.
You could be with me, Captain Fantasy
And when I'm there, I'm here
And when you're near, I'm there
The only words of your life, Captain Fantasy
And when I'm here, I'm there
And when you're near, I'm here
The only words of your life, Captain Fantasy
Wow! Yowww! Owwww, Fantasy -- Fantasy
So please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny, Captain Fantasy
So take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound
You could be with me, Captain Fantasy
Captain Fantasy

Ween - Alone lyrics

Ween - Alone lyrics



Alone by Ween


When the life inside no doubt has died
And you've turn your head away
You tried to pay, but at the end of the day, it's you again, alone
Alone, confined -- the mess in your mind
When you can't relate to them
You've reaped and sown, but little is known by those who aren't alone
Why should a man learn not again what he has learned before?
He's overcome but must succumb to what he's living for
He tried and tried -- all those survived -- he missed, he's fallen short
The little known, his heart of stone, will make him feel alone

Ween - The golden eel lyrics

Ween - The golden eel lyrics



The golden eel by Ween


Get off my ass you wee bitty f**k
If I pull out the Claymore you're sh*t outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After I f**k her she'll get up and sing
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin' this is what I said
Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye -- the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye

Ween - Exactly Where I'm At lyrics

Ween - Exactly Where I'm At lyrics



Exactly Where I'm At by Ween


Let's begin
With the past in front
And all the things
You really don't care about now
It'd be exactly where I'm at
And to think
You got a grip
Look at yourself
Your lips are like two flaps of fat
They go front and back and flappity flap
I'm all staged
It's all an act
I'm really scared that I may fall back on the abstract
It'd be exactly where I'm at
If you're to be
The roaming eye
Pry it open and let me tell you why it sees
The harsh realities