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Ween - I gots a weasel lyrics

Ween - I gots a weasel lyrics



I gots a weasel by Ween


Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Jumped in.....
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Said somethin' to show me the blimp, babe
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
I got me this big weasel out!
Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel
Got a weasel teazel my pleazel got a weasel
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
It come through the roof in a blimp!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Weasel flying upstairs in the air!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah weasel -- got a weasel
I got the weasel jumped in the air!
Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel
Got a weasel pleazel my pleazel pleazel weasel
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Weasel flyin' around up in the ceiling!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
He jumped upstairs and down again!
Yeah!

Ween - Squelch the weasel lyrics

Ween - Squelch the weasel lyrics



Squelch the weasel by Ween


Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns
Break it to me gently, but with merriment and song
Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds
Feed him to the many, for thoust their souls shall weep
Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth
I was just a puppet until the clouds caved in
Bless me now you are sacred my flesh betwixt my skin
Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth

Ween - I'm in the mood to move lyrics

Ween - I'm in the mood to move lyrics



I'm in the mood to move by Ween


I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthaf**k
We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now
Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now
I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit
I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time

Weird Al Yankovic - Eat it lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Eat it lyrics



Eat it by Weird Al Yankovic


How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Ween - Don't sweat it lyrics

Ween - Don't sweat it lyrics



Don't sweat it by Ween


I'd like to see you before I go
There's a few things I'd like to do
And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long
And soon I'll be gone too
But don't sweat it, don't sweat it, don't sweat it, ooh
Don't sweat it, don't sweat it, don't sweat it
Are you happy with the color of your tea
Could you use some sugar now?
You're satisfied with your boy or your girl
Your little butter cup
But don't sweat it, don't sweat it, don't sweat it
Don't sweat it, don't sweat it, don't sweat it.
I'd like to see you before I go
There's a few things I'd like to do
And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long
And soon I'll be gone too
But don't sweat it, don't sweat it, don't sweat it
Don't sweat it, don't sweat it, don't sweat it

Ween - Awesome sound lyrics

Ween - Awesome sound lyrics



Awesome sound by Ween


~Ja Rule's Rap~
Yeah, yeah, yeah, damn
I couldn't think about the next man bangin' you
Hittin' it, empowerin' you the way I used to
You make me holla
Your cat top dolla, purr when wet
Worth puttin' diamonds on your collar
We down, hittin' switches like a 6-4, follow
Me and you against the world, baby girl (oh oh oh oh)
But you broken
Now she got your side of the bed, your 6
With wide-screen TVs, in the head
You like the living dead 'cause you won't be back
The cat you thought was on, throwin' you off-track (oh oh oh oh)
Can't do that, love's like a tug-a-war match
You can't win, you fall in, get too attached
You wanna be where I'm at, feelin' me
Without climax, nails diggin' in my back, head board outta wack (oh oh oh oh)
What you love about Ja, is what caught your eye
Painful lies and sweet goodbyes, baby why?
~Chorus~
Damn, I shouldn't have let you walk right out of my life
Should've treated you right
I should've been by your side
But damn, I slept and let you catch somebody's eye
Now I can't even lie
It's killin' me inside
~Verse 1~
I fell in love with you, see, like they do in movies
You were the generous type
You brought me things I didn't need
Promised to take care of me
But then I pushed you to leave, yeah yeah
Money don't make the man, now I understand,
since I let you go (oh oh oh oh)
But I could've had damn near everything, yeah yeah
Ya see I should've changed my plans
Let ya be my man just for your dough (oh oh oh oh)
And never ever have to explain
~Chorus~
~Verse 2~
It's wrong for me to think this
But I could have handled it
Me playin' you for a fool
Frontin', so romantic
Just to get my wishes granted
I should've did what I had to do, oh
Now when I think it through,
I could've been to you a real good girl (oh oh oh oh)
It didn't mean that this is your world, yeah yeah yeah
To satisfy all my needs,
I should've pleased you a little bit more (oh oh oh oh)
Should've been, could've been, would've been
But these thoughts I just ignored, oh
~Chorus x2~
~Bridge~
You don't even wanna talk to me, you don't wanna be with me anymore
You don't even wanna call at all, but ya come around tryin' to hit me off
You don't wanna go out with me, I can't stand to see you outta line
But it's really killing me, you're not feeling me
I wish you were mine, but..
~Chorus Fade Out~

Ween - Marble tulip juicy tree lyrics

Ween - Marble tulip juicy tree lyrics



Marble tulip juicy tree by Ween


I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be
When I carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me
I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where I want to go
And all the nuphies are happy, they know of a fungus that grow
So when you see Hoecke's mind screw don't come running to me
Or I will scream and set aflame marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me
Every morning I put my shoes on and I think about she
Who controls the four seasons inhaling kitties in the see
It's like a noodle in a salad -- little birdy wants to be set free-ee
I drill the corpse lobe with my mommy -- marble tulip juicy tree
So this song's about the loving thing that you are to me
Just stay away from my adenoids and marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me

Ween - Demon sweat lyrics

Ween - Demon sweat lyrics



Demon sweat by Ween


The sky dripped in a demon sweat the night she left
Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet
They said she flew from the goals in her life
Then she wet like blood from a knife
I'm here, and it's all so clear now
The wind flows and it's blowing cold, and I'm still here
Gripping onto what's not around
Now it's all so clear to me now
Now I know, sometimes I try a bit too hard
And I can't let go of you
Boo-boop-dee-doo -- Boo-boo-boop-dee-doo
Boop-dee-doo

Ween - Tick lyrics

Ween - Tick lyrics



Tick by Ween


I feel a tick in my head and he's sucking on my head
In the morning i'll be dead if he doesn't leave my head
Why can't he go away why does he have to stay
Maybe he wanna play but I can only say
That I'll get you, I'll burn you, I'll crush you, I'll flush you (down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
I tried to get rid of my plague but I left some of his leg
And he grew back pretty quick so I stabbed the little prick
But now I cut my head -- in the morning I'll be dead
But even after still he'll find someone to kill
And he'll get you, I'll burn you, I'll crush you, I'll flush you (down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick

Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted to spuds lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted to spuds lyrics



Addicted to spuds by Weird Al Yankovic


You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me
You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts
You make me wanna phone home
You make me wanna write a dozen book reports
Then pack myself in styrofoam
Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me
You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park
Then take my hamster to the beach
You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark
And use a recommended bleach
When I'm with you I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery or go to see the Care Bears movie
You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me
That's what you do to me
That's what you do to me
That's what you do to me
You make me wanna break the laws of time and space
You make me wanna eat pork
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face
Then remove 'em with a pitchfork
You know there's something quite unusual about you but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do-do-do-do-do to me
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do to me