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Weird Al Yankovic - This is the life lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - This is the life lyrics



This is the life by Weird Al Yankovic


Things just haven't been the same
Since the flying saucer came
Now the aliens are on the loose
Well, we tried to hold 'em back
Tried to ward off their attack
But our atom bombs were just no use
They were ugly, they were mean
Biggest heads I ever seen
They made everybody scream and shout
First they leveled Tokyo
Then New York was next to go
Boy I really wish they'd cut it out
They wasted everybody on my block
There goes the neighborhood
They'll zap you with their death ray eyes
And blow you up real good
Run for your lives
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
They're not very nice to the human race
(Slime creatures from outer space)
There's more comin' every day
And they just won't go away
Now they're reproducing in the sewers
They got slimy lizard skin
And an evil lookin' grin
And they sure could use some manicures
They got hands all covered with fungus
They got eyes like some kinda bug
I sure hope they don't come in here
I just shampooed the rug
Run for your lives
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
They're really makin' a mess of this place.
(Slime creatures)
(Slime creatures)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
They'll rip your head off just for fun
They'll paralyze your mind
They're wearin' out their welcome
I don't think I like their kind
They'll suck your brain out through a straw
You just can't trust those guys
So hide the children, lock the doors
And always watch the skies
Look out, here come the
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
They're an intergalactic disgrace
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
I wish they'd just get outta my face
(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
They're makin' a big fat mess of this place
(Slime creatures)
(Slime creatures)
Oh, where did they come from?
What do they want from us?
Who do they think they are?
(Slime creatures, slime creatures)
Why don't they leave me alone?
(Slime creatures, slime creatures.)
They're really getting on my nerves

Ween - The stallion pt. 3 lyrics

Ween - The stallion pt. 3 lyrics



The stallion pt. 3 by Ween


Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools
Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by the rules
Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get sh*t on the end
Scr*pe for a dollar, you'll die smilin', learnin' the same lessons once again
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Right dude?
That's right!)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Isn't that right, dude?
That's right, Gener, so right)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Isn't that right, Gener? Tell me, tell me the truth
You're right, tell me again)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now (oh, check it out)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, oh, take it
Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools
Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by the rules
(You know that happens, Gener!
And I know!)
Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get sh*t on the end
Scr*pe for a dollar, you'll die smilin', learnin' the same lessons once again
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Once again)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
I think it's over now, Gener! (Gotta go now)
Oh God!

Weird Al Yankovic - Slime creatures from outer space lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Slime creatures from outer space lyrics



Slime creatures from outer space by Weird Al Yankovic


Things just havn't been the same
Since thoughs flying saucers came
Now the aliens are on the lose
Well we tried to hold them back
Tried to word off their attack
But are atom bombs were just no use
They were ugly
They were mean
Biggest heads I've ever seen
They made everybody scream and shout
First they leveled Tokyo
Then New York was next to go
Boy I really wish
They'd cut it out
They wasted everybody on my block
That goes the neighborhood
They'll zap you with their death ray eyes
And blow you up real good
chorus
Run for your life
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
There not very nice to the human race
Slime creatures, from outer space
Things happen everyday
And they just won't go away
Now their reproducing in the sewers
They got slimy lizard skin
And an evil looking grin
And they sure could use some manicures
They've got hands all covered in fungas
They got eyes like some kind of bug
I sure hope they don't come in here
And just shoot through the rug
Run for your life
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
There not very nice to the human race
Slime creatures, from outer space
Run for your life
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
They're really making a mess of this place
Slime creatures, from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures, from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures,from outer space
Oooooooooooh
They'll rip your head off just for fun
They'll paralyse your mind
They're wearing out their welcome
I don't think I like their kind
They'll suck your brain out through a straw
You just can't trust those guys
So hide the children lock the doors
And always watch the skys
Look out here come the
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
There a intergalatical race
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
I wish they'd just get out of our face
Slime creatures from outer space
Slime creatures from outer space
They really makin a big fat mess of this place
Slime creatures
Slime creatures
Oooooooooh
Where do they come from
Slime creatures
What do they want from us
Slime creatures
Who do they think they are
Slime creatures
Slime creatures
Why don't they leave me alone
Slime creatures
Slime creatures
They're really gettin' on my nerves
Who are you gonna call
Slime creatures

Ween - The goin' gets tough from the getgo lyrics

Ween - The goin' gets tough from the getgo lyrics



The goin' gets tough from the getgo by Ween


Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools
Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by the rules
Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get sh*t on the end
Scr*pe for a dollar, you'll die smilin', learnin' the same lessons once again
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Right dude?
That's right!)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Isn't that right, dude?
That's right, Gener, so right)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Isn't that right, Gener? Tell me, tell me the truth
You're right, tell me again)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now (oh, check it out)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, oh, take it
Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools
Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by the rules
(You know that happens, Gener!
And I know!)
Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get sh*t on the end
Scr*pe for a dollar, you'll die smilin', learnin' the same lessons once again
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
(Once again)
The goin' gets tough from the getgo go man go
Oh brother, not another motherf**ker
Gotta go now
I think it's over now, Gener! (Gotta go now)
Oh God!

Weird Al Yankovic - Oxygen lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Oxygen lyrics



Oxygen by Weird Al Yankovic


Look at me
I need a miracle
More than the blood in my veins
The scenery is changing so fast
I can't keep the face from the names
And I'm having some trouble
Walking on water
And turning it into the wine
That got us here in bed
Its more than i bargained for
And all that i need is to learn
How to breathe again
And all that I want
Is your taste on my lips, on my hands
Cause i need you like oxygen
Look at me
I don't wanna fight in a battle
Nobody wins
And I've been wrong
And I don't understand
How you leave but you
Come back again
And I'm having some trouble
Walking on water
And turning it into the wine
That got us here in bed
Its more than i bargained for
And all that i need is to learn
How to breathe again
And all that I want
Is your taste on my lips, on my hands
Cause i need you like oxygen
And I've been a fool before
And I've been in bed with the Queen
Of angels
And I've been a mess before
And I haven't grown up, help
And if you're asking me
And all that i need is to learn
How to breathe again
And all that I want
Is your taste on my lips, on my hands
Cause I need you like oxygen
Cause I need you like oxygen
Cause I've been a fool before
And I'm having some trouble
Walking on water
And turning it into the wine
That got us here in bed
Its more than i bargained for

Weird Al Yankovic - One more minute lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - One more minute lyrics



One more minute by Weird Al Yankovic


(constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song)
Aahh....
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

Ween - Tender situation lyrics

Ween - Tender situation lyrics



Tender situation by Ween


Good morning my love
The skies are clearing up today
Can I kiss you on the boob like I did yesterday?
You let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high
Can I touch you in the nude?
You lookin' really good in bed
How come you ain't talkin' like we was yesterday?
You let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high
Wake up little wakeup
Got somethin' to say
Don't move a muscle
I'm gettin' dressed and I can't stay
Ohh, you let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high
You let me in, you got me high,
Got me high, got me high, high, high
Good morning love,
Good morning my love

Weird Al Yankovic - Like a surgeon lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Like a surgeon lyrics



Like a surgeon by Weird Al Yankovic


Woh oh
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape
I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
I want a new duck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here
One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby
Get it?
*****
*****
*** ****
****
*** ***
I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
*
*****
***** (*** ** **)
****
*******
(lots of quacking sounds)

Ween - Springtheme lyrics

Ween - Springtheme lyrics



Springtheme by Ween


Good morning my love
The skies are clearing up today
Can I kiss you on the boob like I did yesterday?
You let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high
Can I touch you in the nude?
You lookin' really good in bed
How come you ain't talkin' like we was yesterday?
You let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high
Wake up little wakeup
Got somethin' to say
Don't move a muscle
I'm gettin' dressed and I can't stay
Ohh, you let me in, you let me sin
You made me cry, you got me high
You let me in, you got me high,
Got me high, got me high, high, high
Good morning love,
Good morning my love

Weird Al Yankovic - I want a new duck lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - I want a new duck lyrics



I want a new duck by Weird Al Yankovic


Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch
I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch
Girls, they want
Want to have lunch
Girls wanna have
She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch
Girls, they want
Want to have lunch
Girls wanna have
They just want to
They just want to
Girls
They just want to
They just want to
Girls just want to have lunch
Girls
Girls just want to have lunch
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to