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Ween - Did You See Me? lyrics

Ween - Did You See Me? lyrics



Did You See Me? by Ween


Did you see me?
Come down on the sand and sea
Believe me
Did you see me?
Waving it free in the tree
Believe me
Did you see me?
Flying through the galaxy
Believe me
Did you see me?
Waving it free in the tree
Believe me

Ween - Tender Situatuin lyrics

Ween - Tender Situatuin lyrics



Tender Situatuin by Ween


state the ache as the final break
tender situation - create a good illusion
feel the grip of your slavation
this is indeed a tender situation
make a move man state your case
taste the waste man taste the waste
what is your place in my glorification
yeah this is really a tender situation
get off the pot man shake and bake
taste the waste boy taste the waste
pump it up or stray from that old station
yeah dude this is really a tender situation

Weird Al Yankovic - Fat lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Fat lyrics



Fat by Weird Al Yankovic


Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on <-- "sha be this is to mone" supposed>
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat ahhhhhh!ahhhh!
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie ala mode
I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo
(when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

Ween - Transitions lyrics

Ween - Transitions lyrics



Transitions by Ween


Got aesthetic universal saturation in the grip of the morning sun.
The creosote that erodes all the odors that lie dormant when the day is done.
Hop the dingle on the ferry takes you back to the dimension that's just begun.
Riding the crest of the communion to a union, Harry Truman is the holy son.
And he says...

Ween - I'll be your jonny on the spot lyrics

Ween - I'll be your jonny on the spot lyrics



I'll be your jonny on the spot by Ween


Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day
But when twelve months were come and gone
This young man he arose
What makes you weep down by my grave
I can't take my repose
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips -- one kiss is all I crave
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips and return back to your grave
My lips they are as cold as my clay
My breath is heavy and strong
If thou was to kiss my lily white lips
Thy days would not be long
Oh don't you remember the garden grove where we used to walk
Pluck the finest flower of them all, twill wither to a stalk
Go fetch me a nun from the dungeon deep
And water from a stone
And white milk from a maiden's breast,
That babe ere never known
Go dig me a grave both long, wide and deep as quickly as you may
I'll lie down in it and take one sleep for twelve month and one day
Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day

Ween - Buckingham green lyrics

Ween - Buckingham green lyrics



Buckingham green by Ween


All lyrics for this song were part of the original Schoolhouse Rock learning series.
Intro:
Hey, the British are coming, the British are coming!
Verse 1:
Now the ride of Paul Revere,
Set the nation on it's ear,
and the shot at Lexington heard round the world.
When the British fired in the early dawn,
the War of Independence had begun,
the die was cast,
the Rebel flag unfurled.
And onto Concord marched the foe,
to seize the arsenal there you know,
waking folks and searching all around.
So our militia stopped them in their tracks,
at the Old North Bridge we turned them back,
and chased those Redcoats back to Boston town.
Now the Shot Heard Round the World,
was the start of the Revolution,
the Minutemen were ready on the move,
Take your powder,
take your guns,
report to General Washington.
Hurry men, there's not an hour to lose.
Verse 2:
Now, famous Bunker Hill,
even though we had lost it was quite a thrill,
the Rebel Colonel Prescott proved he was wise,
outnumbered and low on ammunition,
as the British stormed his position,
he said "Hold your Fire, till you see the whites of their eyes!"
Though the next few years years were rough,
General Washington's men proved they tough,
those hungry ragged boys would not beat.
One night they crossed the Delaware,
Surprised the Hessians in their lair,
And at Valley Forge just bundled up their feet.
Now the Shot Heard Round the World,
was the start of the revolution,
the Minutemen were ready on the move,
take your blankets,
take your sons,
report to General Washington,
we've got our rights and now it's time to prove.
Verse 3:
Well they showed such determination,
that they won the admiration,
of countries cross the sea,
like France and Spain,
Who loaned the colony ships and guns,
and put the British on the run,
and the Continental Army on it's feet again.
Though we lost some battles too,
The Americans swore they'd see it through,
They kept up raiding parties,
hit and run.
At Yorktown the British could not retreat,
bottled up by Washington,
and the French Fleet,
Cornwallis surrendered and finally we had won.
Hurray!
And the Shot Heard Round the World,
was the end of the Revolution,
the Continental Rabble took the day,
and the Father of our Country,
beat the British there at Yorktown,
brought Freedom to you and me and the U.S.A!
God bless America,
Let Freedom ring!!

Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda lyrics



Yoda by Weird Al Yankovic


I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Ween - Touch my tooter lyrics

Ween - Touch my tooter lyrics



Touch my tooter by Ween


Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now
I'm flowing at my feet something of likeness to you now
I spotted you in the sun, I called your name from a distance
I knew you were the one, I called again
I do declare I can float in the air
And with some love from above you must
Don't caress the weasel and don't fall too soon
Don't seek the blood from the panther
Don't take a trip to you soon
I'm the one helding the time back from the sun
As I scope the lobe
I am the one who controls the sun
And I know that things will pass as time elapse, lapses
Time elapses through the sound of you
And the things we could do
Just think of the master
Trying to fool the blastman
Check the cards at the table
Scream softly you are able
To see the sign of thineself as throughout the ages of time
Things you thought weren't going to climb the mountain
See the sun
Touch the waves of the Earth
Feel the grass softly
And don't think for the one you know
I am screaming backwards in the sand
Hey, dude, he's the stallion
Yo, dude, he's the stallion
Dude, he's the stallion

Weird Al Yankovic - Only lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Only lyrics



Only by Weird Al Yankovic


Ive got a problem
But nobody knows when I get in over my head
I look for the answers, reach out my hand
But I end up asking stupid questions instead
Chorus
I only to get high
To complicate my life
I only break peoples hearts, when they're falling apart
I only to act strong
To pretend I belong
Im only around for my favorite parts.
Ive got addictions
To drugs and to women and everything that I can touch
Start with a little
That turns into a lot, then turns into way too much
Im not coming down this time.
Chorus
I see everything
That's inside me
And everything
I want to be
But Im better,
Im better than nothing