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Weird Al Yankovic - Pacman lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Pacman lyrics



Pacman by Weird Al Yankovic


(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman
I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots
They call it Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman
At the game arcade, they say I'm hard core
I can play all day 'til my hands are sore
And I quit my job just to play some more
But I won't give up 'til I break high score
Pacman [music from Pacman "intermission"]
Well it's the Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman
Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(Pacman, get the cherry)
So I'm gonna sell my house today
(Pacman, eat 'em up)
I'm playin' Pacman
Yeah it's the Pac-ma-an
Hey mom, I won't be home this year
(Pacman)
Please forward all my mail right here
(Pacman)
I'm at the Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman
And you're playing with no one but me
Pacman
[music from Pacman "intermission"]
[sound from when Pacman dies]

Weezer - Thought i knew lyrics

Weezer - Thought i knew lyrics



Thought i knew by Weezer


Sorry
About my past life
Sorry
But we just missed
Sorry it had to end up
Like this
Sorry
If I caused you pain
Sorry
I forgot your name
Sorry
But you left me out
In the rain
Thought I knew
You better than
Thought I knew
Your intentions
Thought I knew
But I didn't have
A clue
Not a single damn thing
Was true
Sorry
If I caused you harm
Sorry
I'm no good luck charm
Sorry
You didn't end up
In my arms
Thought I knew
You better than
Thought I knew
Your intentions
Thought I knew
But I didn't have
A clue
Not a single damn thing
Was true
Now that I
World's gone down
We've traded away
Blew out the spark
And now we're left
With broken hearts
Tryin' to find
A new place to start
Thought I knew
You better than
Thought I knew
Your intentions
Thought I knew
But I didn't have
A clue
Not a single damn thing
Was true

Weird Al Yankovic - Polkamon lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Polkamon lyrics



Polkamon by Weird Al Yankovic


Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat
Mankey, Chansey and Zubat
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree
Lugia and Caterpie
Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen
Elekid and Nidoqueen
Victreebel and Magneton
Everybody Polkamon!
[Instrumental Break]
Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke
Marill, Moltres and Slowpoke
Articuno, Ditto, Muk
Flareon and, ol', Psyduck
Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom
Snorlax and of course Vileplume
Zapdos and Charmeleon
Everybody Polkamon!
[Instrumental Break]
It's time to Polka
For Ponyta and Pidgey too
Come on, put on your lederhosen
And try not to step on little Pikachu
You better grab yourself a partner
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur (Bulbasaur)
Hold on a minute
There's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more
Including Ledyba and Omastar
Jynx, Bellossom and Magmar
Geodude and Arcanine
Jigglypuff and Mr. Mime
Don't forget about Sandslash
Exeggcute and Rapidash
Lickitung and Porygon
Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!

Weezer - Sweetness & Tenderness lyrics

Weezer - Sweetness & Tenderness lyrics



Sweetness & Tenderness by Weezer


I need to figure this out
And find where my place is
I don't mean to threaten anyone
No need to get so defensive
You say you're with me
I know you don't care
You say you're with me
I know you don't care
I guess it's real simple
It's just like when Gary Nuwman said,
"You're just a viewer, cold and distant
You are just business, you're worthless"
You say you're with me
I know you don't care
You say you're with me
I know you don't care
Sweetness [ohhh sweetness]
I need some tenderness [ten der ness]
Sweetness [ohh sweetness]
I need some tenderness [ten der ness]
You know it's just like Judas say
I been your right hand man all along
My admiration for you hasn't died
I haven't forgotten how put down we are
You say you're with me
I know you don't care
You say you're with me
I know you don't care
Sweetness [ohhh sweetness]
I need some tenderness [ten der ness]
Sweetness [ohh sweetness]
I need some tenderness [ten der ness]
Come away with me
Come away with me
Sweetness
Come away with me
We can hide in peace
And we can finally rest
This melody's mine, you ought to care
This melody's fine, yes I care

Weezer - Keep fishin' lyrics

Weezer - Keep fishin' lyrics



Keep fishin' by Weezer


When I feel the morning grass,
I let down my guard
Because love comes from the dirt
In my
Own backyard
Every time I think I’ve finished being young
I catch myself having fun
But the moment passes as the sun moves on
So I turn, myself, back to you
On a diamond in the rough
I spend my better years
And I still see her in the crowd
With diamonds in her ears
And it’s depressing that
I can’t forget the tune the O’Goddess played
La Da da da da da da
La Da da da da
Every time I think I’ve finished being young
I catch myself having fun
But the moment passes as the sun moves on
So I turn, myself, back to you
Is our season over?
No four-leaf clover
I feel it getting colder
Now that it’s late fall
Can you still remember
April to November
You and I were members
The best team in baseball
And so we play our games
I’ve got a girlfriend
you’ve found a new guy
But it’s not
the
same
And so I drive
Straight up I-5
To let you know I’m still alive.
And every time I think I’ve finished being young
I catch myself having fun
But the moment passes as the sun moves on
So I turn, myself, back to you…
Is our season over?
No four-leaf clover
I feel it getting colder
Now that it’s late fall
Can you still remember
April to November
You and I were members
best team in baseball

Weezer - Death and destruction lyrics

Weezer - Death and destruction lyrics



Death and destruction by Weezer


I can't say that you love me
so I cry and I'm hurting
Every time that I call you
You find some way to ditch me
So I learn to turn and look the other way
I'm so sad but I'll be stoned*
Because you can't bring me down
So I learn to turn and look the other way

Weird Al Yankovic - Snack All Night lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Snack All Night lyrics



Snack All Night by Weird Al Yankovic


I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light
Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you
It don't matter if you snack all night
A million chicken bones are under my bed
A pile of Twinkie wrappers all 'round my head
Jelly doughnuts to the left of me
Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right
Right, yeah, if you don't mind the calories
It don't matter if you snack all night

Weezer - Slob lyrics

Weezer - Slob lyrics



Slob by Weezer


Slob
Leave me alone.
I won't pick up the phone.
And I won't listen to messages
Sent by someone who calls up and says.
"I don't like how your living my life."
Get yourself a wife.
Get yourself a job.
Your living in a dream.
Don't you be a slob.
Leave me again.
Don't hang out in my den.
Waiting for little clues to appear
That I drank some of granddaddy's beer.
I don't like how your living my life.
Get yourself a wife.
Get yourself a job.
Your living in a dream.
Don't you be a slob.
Slob, slob.
(Solo)
Waiting for little clues to appear
That I drank some of granddaddy's beer.
I don't like how your living my life.
Get yourself a wife.
Get yourself a job.
Your living a dream
Don't you be a slob.
Slob, slob.

Weezer - Pig lyrics

Weezer - Pig lyrics



Pig by Weezer


When I was a baby
I was so happy
I played
With my friends
In the mud
Wilbur and Jack
And Otis and Bea
We were a gang
And you gotta
Believe me
Momma would scold us
If we got too rough
She didn't care
She was proud of us
I ran around
And talked
To the animals
Tellin' them stories
Of savage cannibals
Then I got older
And noticed a girl
First I was sure
I didn't exist to her
I sulked around
But I didn't know why
Then she put her cheek
On my shoulder and I
Was lookin' at her and
She was lookin at me
We started to smile
It was our destiny
Tina was her name
She was my cutie pie
Forgot about the things
I used to like
I spent all my time
Followin' her around
My friends all made
The whiplash sound
But they understood
They was happy
For me
And everyone clapped
When I asked her
To marry me
And she said yes
And we felt so fine
We lost track
Of the passin' of time
Before I knew it
We had our own babies
Gina and Sharon
And Keeby and Gabe
But now
I've got to die
I've lived a good life
I've got no complaints
I'd like to thank
Farmer Pete
For bringin me scr*ps
So for that I could eat
He always
Had a smile on his face
He didn't want
To think of this day
It's finally here
It's finally here
Oh, oh, oh
They called me pig
They called me pig
When I was a baby
I was so happy
I played
With my friends
In the mud