Monthly Archives: July 2012

Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant lyrics



Yoda Chant by Weird Al Yankovic


da din din da
da din din da
na tin tin na
da din din da
da din din da
da din din da
na tin tin na
da din din da
dit dit da
terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
teeta guddygayna da
terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
teeta guddygayna da
terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
teeta guddygayna
da din din da
da din din da
na tin tin na
da din din da
boom shakalakalaka
boom shakalakalaka
nyaaaaaaaaaa-ahh boom
Homina
Homina
Homina homina homina
ba ba oom mow mow
ba ba oom mow ma mow
ba ba oom mow mow
ba ba oom mow ma mow
Mmmmmmmmmm doggie [turn neck to left, make cracking sound]
Heh he heh
La la la, nice lady
cutta cutta cutta cutta
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay
da da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta
da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta
da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta
da da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta da

Weezer - Devotion lyrics

Weezer - Devotion lyrics



Devotion by Weezer


Suddenly our shortcomings
Don't seem to matter that much
Your IQ is 20 points low
And I'm no Six Foot Hot Look
All American Man
Sad to say I pushed you away
Waiting for "Mrs. Right"
You never gave up
Devotion, waiting for me
You'll always be my girlfriend
I too am waiting for you
I'll always be your friend
I commend your stubborness
Without it we'd never got this far
I am done with perfection
Chasing her leaves me with nothing but pain
Unlike you, she isn't true
She's got her own concerns
You never gave up
Devotion, waiting for me
You'll always be my girlfriend
I too am waiting for you
I'll always be your friend

Ween - Bumblebee lyrics

Ween - Bumblebee lyrics



Bumblebee by Ween


Ahhhhh, sh*t, ohhh sh*t
Ohhhhh Jesus!
Ahhhh bumblebee
He stung me, stung me ahhhhh
He stung my brain
Awwwww
Weedeating Vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47,000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly
Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me

Weezer - My best friend lyrics

Weezer - My best friend lyrics



My best friend by Weezer


When everything is wrong I'll come talk to you
You make things alright when I'm feeling blue
You are such a blessing and I wont be messing
with the one thing that brings light to all of my darkness
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
There is no other one that can take your place
I feel happy inside when I see your face
I hope you believe me
Because I speak sincerely
and I mean it when I tell you I need you
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
I'm here right beside you
I will never leave you
and I feel the pain you feel when you start crying
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
Yes I do...
Yes I do

Weezer - In the garage lyrics

Weezer - In the garage lyrics



In the garage by Weezer


I've got the dungeon Master's Guide
I've got a 12-sided die
I've got Kitty Pryde
and Nightcrawler too
Waiting there for me
yes I do, I do
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group KISS
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Peter Criss
Waiting there for me
yes I do, I do
In the garage
I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the garage
Where I belong
No one hears me sing this song
In the garage
I've got an electric guitar
I play my stupid songs
I write these stupid words
and I love every one
Waiting there for me
Yes I do, I do
In the garage
I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the garage
Where I belong
No one hears my sing this song
In the garage
In the garage
Yaaaaaaaaaak!
In the garage
I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the garage
Where I belong
No one hears my sing this song
In the garage
I feel safe
No one laughs about my ways
In the garage
Where I belong
No one hears me
No one hears me
No one hears me
No one hears me
No one hears me sing this song

Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful lyrics



You're Pitiful by Weird Al Yankovic


My life is brilliant
What, was I too early?
Oh, sorry... Should I - do you wanna start over, or...
Keep going? Okay... now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
Well, you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you...
Farty-Pants
But you'll always have a job - well, I mean...
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half-undressed
Eatin' chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
La la la la, la la la la
La la la la loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you

Weezer - Waiting on you lyrics

Weezer - Waiting on you lyrics



Waiting on you by Weezer


Why Haven't you called me?
Did you forget me?
I need to know
when were you intending
to break the silence
and let me know?
Mine is the loneliest of numbers
now is the loneliest of times
you're 19 days late
but still I sit and wait, oh
Waiting and waiting
waiting and waiting
waiting and waiting
waiting on you
who have you been seeing
that made you forget me?
I bet you call him
where oh where does he come from?
I bet he lives close by
I bet he's just a friend
mine is the loneliest of numbers
now is the loneliest of times
you're 19 days late
but still I sit and wait, oh
Waiting and waiting
waiting and waiting
waiting and waiting
waiting on you
waiting and waiting
waiting and waiting
you got me waiting
waiting on you
I asked you if you had a good heart
you answered, "yes, I'll never do you harm"

Weezer - Pardon me lyrics

Weezer - Pardon me lyrics



Pardon me by Weezer


I tried my best
I gave my all
Sometimes my best wasn't good enough
For you
Sometimes I let you go
Sometimes I hurt you so
I know that I can be the meanest person in the world
[Chorus:]
So I apologize to you
And to anyone else that I hurt too
I may not be the perfect soul
But I can't learn self control
So pardon me! pardon me! pardon me my friend!
I never thought
That anyone
Was more important than the plans
I made
But now I feel the shame
There's no one else to blame
For all the broken hearts scattered on the field of war
[Chorus:]
So I apologize to you
And to anyone else that I hurt too
I may not be the perfect soul
But I can't learn self control
So pardon me! pardon me! pardon me my friend!
[guitar solo]
Sometimes I let you go
Sometimes I hurt you sooo!
I know that I can be the meanest person in the world..
[Chorus:]
So I apologize to you,
And to anyone else that I hurt too,
I may not be a perfect soul
But I can't learn self control
And in my heart I feel it's true
So I'll be there with you!!!
So pardon me
Pardon me
Pardon me my friend
Pardon meeeee
My friendddd
Pardon meee
My frienddd...

Weezer - My name is jonas lyrics

Weezer - My name is jonas lyrics



My name is jonas by Weezer


Jamie, what you doin' now
What you doin' now girl?
Please, please tell me
Cuz I need to know, I need to know now
When I was down, you came to me
And promised you'd always be
By my side, now you're gone
And I'm waiting patiently
Jamie, I want you to know
Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine
We'll be together a long time
Jamie, what ya doing now?
Who's dialin' your car phone?
Please, please be true
You know that I trust you, do that which you must do
Chorus
You've got the Beach Boys, and your firm's got the Stones
But I know you won't leave me alone
Sometimes it seems you're not with me
It hurts me so much, It hurts me so much
Sometimes it seems you're not with mehurts me so much, It hurts me so much
You are the most, you're so rad, you're so fresh
And I'm so glad I am yours, you are mine
Show me where and I will sign
Chorus
Jaime, believe me, I won't let you down
Cuz you are the best lawyer in town
Sometimes it seems you're not with me
It hurts me so much, It hurts me so much
Sometimes it seems you're not with me
It hurts me so much, It hurts me so much
I love you so much, I love you so much

Weezer - I just threw out the love of my dreams lyrics

Weezer - I just threw out the love of my dreams lyrics



I just threw out the love of my dreams by Weezer


i'm so tall
can't get over me
i'm so low
can't get under me
i must be all these things
for i just threw out the love of my dreams
he is in my eyes
he is in my ears
he is in my blood
he is in my tears
i breathe love and see him everyday
even though my love's a world away
oh, he's got me wondering
my righteousness is crumbling
never before have i felt this way
know what is right, want for him to stay
i must be made of steel
for i just threw out the love of my dreams
he is in my eyes
he is in my ears
he is in my blood
he is in my tears
I breathe love and see him everyday
even though my love's a world away
oh, he's got me wondering
my righteousness is crumbling
oh, he's got me wondering
my righteousness is crumbling
and i see him everyday
even though my love's a world away
he is in my eyes
he is in my ears
he is in my blood
he is in my tears
i must be made of steel
for i just threw out the love of my dreams