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Weird Al Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay lyrics



Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay by Weird Al Yankovic


Yeahhh...
We are on fire
We have desires
But one is that way
One Backstreet Boy is gay
But we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask please:
"Which Backstreet Boy is gay?"
Tell me who!
(Ain't sayin' that it's AJ)
Tell me who!
(Ain't sayin' that it's Howie)
Tell me who!
I never wanna hear you say:
"Which Backstreet Boy is gay?"
Now I can see him
He's in womens clothes
But he don't need an IUD, yeahhh
He likes Village People
He's playing croquet
His dog is a pekiness
He is on fire
His back perspires
Won't say, won't say, won't say, WHO'S GAY!
He's always saying:
Ain't nothin' but a butt-ache
Ain't nothin but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say:(I never wanna here you say)
"Which one of us is gay?"
Tell me who!
(Ain't saying that it's Brian)
Tell me who!
(Ain't saying Nick or Kevin)
Tell me who!
He's bakin' up a soufflè
Which Backstreet Boy is gay?
Ok, we're all gay

Weezer - Freak me out lyrics

Weezer - Freak me out lyrics



Freak me out by Weezer


City streets at night
Can be so intimidating
I'm not the toughest guy
I gotta keep my eyes open
You came out of nowhere
Man you really freak me out
I'm so afraid of you
And when I lose my cool
I don't know what to do
I know you don't mean no harm
Your just doing your thing
But man you really freak me out
Did I hurt you?
Are you okay?
Can I buy you a drink?
Ohhh what's the world coming to?
You came out of nowhere
Man you really freak me out
I'm so afraid of you
And when I lose my cool
I don't know what to do
I know you don't mean no harm
Your just doing your thing
But man you really freak me out
I'm gonna try to improve my manners (manners)
Everyone, yes everyone, is my frienddd!
[instrumental]
City streets at night (city streets at night)
City streets at night (city streets at night)
Til the morning light (til the morning light)
City streets at night (city streets at night)
Man you really freak me out
I'm so afraid of you
And when I lose my cool
I don't know what to do
I know you don't mean no harm
You're just doing your thing
But man you really freak me out..
[instrumental]

Weezer - Mad Kow lyrics

Weezer - Mad Kow lyrics



Mad Kow by Weezer


I'm watchin' and waitin'
I'm disintegratin'
I know that you'd hear me
If you could come near me
But no one can save me now
I'm lost just like a cow
Madness, burnin' inside my brain
I'm fallin' to pieces
Breakin' my leases
I know that you'd hear me
If you could come near me
But no one can save me now
I'm lost just like a cow
Madness, burnin' inside my brain, my brain
I know that you'd hear me
If you could come near me
But no one can save me now
I'm lost just like a cow
Madness burnin' inside my brain, my brain
Oooooooooooo, oooooooooooo
Oooooooooooo, oooooooooooo
Oooooooooooo, oooooooooooo

Weezer - Buddy holly lyrics

Weezer - Buddy holly lyrics



Buddy holly by Weezer


What's with these homies, dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Don't you ever fear, I'm always there
I know that you'll be there
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
Bang! Bang! A knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter babe are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue? and oh-oh-oh-oh
. . . and that's for all time
oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that

Weird Al Yankovic - Six Words Long lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Six Words Long lyrics



Six Words Long by Weird Al Yankovic


This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
Couldn't think of any lyrics
No i never wrote the lyrics
So i'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child
You really need words
Whole lotta rhyming words
You gotta rhyme so many words, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
I know that you're probably sore
'cause i didn't write any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why i gotta repeat it
This song is just six words long (six words long)
This song is just six words long (six words long)
Oh i make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To sing this song, child
I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will i fill so much time, mm-mm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song's got nothin' to say
But i'm recording it anyway
I know if i put my mind to it
I know i could find a good rhyme here
Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child
And so i'll sing' em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
This song is just six words long
It's just six words long

Weezer - You gave your love to me softly lyrics

Weezer - You gave your love to me softly lyrics



You gave your love to me softly by Weezer


Sit down
Quiet everybody
We got a long way to go
I told you once before
That you better not stop the show
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Yeah
If you want me
You can't have me
Cuz you got to
Understand me
Back off
Baby I'm a loner
I got a lotta things to see
I told you once before
That you better not take it from me
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Keep on
Yeah
If you hate this
No, I can't blame you
Because I'm hurtin'
So I'll flame you
I've seen this game before
My love walks right through the door
There ain't no hope for me anymore
Ha ha ha ha ha
If you hate this
No, I can't blame you
Because I'm hurtin'
So I'll flame you
I've seen this game before
My love walks right through the door
There ain't no hope for me anymore
Ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Weird Al Yankovic - Polka power! lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Polka power! lyrics



Polka power! by Weird Al Yankovic


["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]
Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really, really, really, wanna zigga zigga, ah!
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
Hey!
["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger]
I'm not sick, but I'm not well.
And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell.
I'm not sick, but I'm not well.
And it's a sin to live so well.
["Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)" by Pras Michel w/ Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya]
Ghetto superstar, that is what you are,
Coming from afar, reaching for the stars.
Run away with me, to another place
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh
["Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys]
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right.
Backstreet's back, all right!
All right!
["Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth]
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
But now, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer's shun, you might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun!
["Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys]
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
["Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba]
I get knocked down, but I get up again,
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
["Ray Of Light" by Madonna]
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
["Push" by Matchbox 20]
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well I will
["Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind]
I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say good-bye.
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Do do do, do do doot
["The Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson]
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show
["Mmmbop" by Hanson]
Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wop, doom zap ah, do
["Sex And Candy" by Marcy Playground]
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it, yeah mama, this surely is...
["Closing Time" by Semisonic]
Closing time
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
Take us home.
["Way Moby Polka" by Al Yankovic]
'Cause it's closing time!
(Yeah it's closing time)
(We're talkin' 'bout closin' time)
(It's really closin' time)
(Hey!)

Weezer - Lullaby lyrics

Weezer - Lullaby lyrics



Lullaby by Weezer


Get up and leave the baby
your going to drive him crazy
and theres a bed just in the other room
he has a casket for him
and for this he means snorin'
shoots all into for ages at a time
its not that he dont love you
you his mommy dearest
but in the night time he only needs himself
go entertain the neighbors
leave him to gajatate
and in the morning you leave a glass of milk
ahhhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh
ahhhh ahhh ahh ahhhhhhhhh ohhhhh
its not that he dont love you
you are his mommy dearest
but in the night time he only needs himeslef
go entertain the neighbors
leave him to gajatate
and in the morning you leave a galss of milk
ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhh
ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhoh oh
its not that he dont love you
you are his mommy dearest
but in the night time he only needs himeslef
he only needs himself
he only needs himself
ah ah ahhhhh
ah ah ahhhhh
ah ah ahhhhh
ah ah ahhhhh

Weezer - Waiting lyrics

Weezer - Waiting lyrics



Waiting by Weezer


I'm waitin' for something to come through
I'm hopin' I can a write a real sweet tune
No passion, no warmth in these words
I'm trying but have nothing to offer
I'm waitin' with nothing to do
I'm wai ha e yatin' just a waitin' on you
Sadly just like before
It's lifeless... and souless... and yeah
I fall way short
No beauty
No sweet medoldy
No four part barbershop harmony
I'm waiting with nothing to do
I'm wai ha e atin' just a waitin on you
I'm wai a a a hatin' on you
I'm wai a a a hatin' on you, you...
I'm waitin' with nothin' to do
I'm wai ha e atin' just a waitin' on you
Waitin on you, oo-oo-ooh
Waitin on you, oo-oo-ooh
Waitin on you, oo-oo-ooh...

Weezer - Holiday lyrics

Weezer - Holiday lyrics



Holiday by Weezer


Let's go away for a while
you and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But they don't understand anyway
holiday
far away
to stay
on a Holiday
Far away
let's go today
in a Heartbeat!
Don't bother to pack your bags
Or your map
We won't need them where we're goin'
We're goin' where the wind is blowin'
Not knowin' where we're gonna stay
on a Holiday
far away
to stay
on a holiday
far away
let's go today
in a heartbeat.
We will write a postcard
To our friends and family
In free verse
On the road with Kerouac,
Sheltered in his Bivouac,
On this road we'll never die...
Let's go away!Let's go away for a while
you and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But we don't understand anyway
holiday
far away
to stay
on a Holiday
Far away
let's go today
in a Heartbeat!