Monthly Archives: May 2012

Weezer - A song about you lyrics

Weezer - A song about you lyrics



A song about you by Weezer


First time I saw you
I didn't think you were special
But now I realized that you're the one I want to grow old with
I want to take you out,
I want to do everything right,
I'll take you to your favorite shop,
I'll even let you use my favorite coffee cup
Oh you, when you look at me,
you make me feel so glad
Oh you, when you smile at me,
you make me feel so nervous
Because you're the one I adore
I'll let you use my coat when you're cold,
I'd do anything for you
But now you're probably in bed,
Sleeping with one of my best friends.

Weird Al Yankovic - Generic blues lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Generic blues lyrics



Generic blues by Weird Al Yankovic


Met this fine young thing
At the local Circle K
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, "What the hey?"
So I journeyed to her crib
And I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the couch
I think her brain was fried
Couldn't figure it out
She wouldn't even look at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
Cold glued to her TV
"Hey, what's your problem baby doll
Let's have a little fling"
She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool
I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle thing"
Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Watchin' all night
Musta, been a marathon
I was bummin', those shows kept comin'
Here's what was goin' on
These Castaways were stranded
On this island out at sea
One of them called Gilligan
So let's name him after m
He'd mess up every rescue
Man, that first mate was illin'
If I was one of those Castaways
I think I'd probably kill 'im
Just about that time
Telephone began to ring
She said, "Just let it, my machine'll get
We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing
She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please
I like the professor
He always saves their butts
He could build a nuclear reactor
From a clouple' of coconuts
She said, "That guy's a genius"
I shook my head and laughed
I said, "If he's so fly, they tell me why
He couldn't build a lousy raft"
And while we're on the subject
I'll tell you one thing for sure
Those homeboys brought an awful lot
For just a three hour tour
Then her mom came in the room
It was kind of embarrasing
She said, "Hey you two, I was once like you
And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing"
Isle thing
She'd watch that Gilligan's Isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please
Skipper's in a hammock
He's looking kinda fat
He'd throw a fit and then he'd hit
Old Gilligan with his hat
Mrs. Hal had it goin' on
But Mr. Hal was meaner
Ginger and Mary Anne could've used
Some funky cold medina (?)
I was really diggin' this show
I didn't know what to do
It kinda looked like I was hooked
Now I'm an addict too
I know each episode by heart
Now I'm the rerun king
And on every date we both stay up late
And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing
Isle thing
Hasta la vista, little buddy
Gilligan's Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing

Welbilt - Couldn't be better lyrics

Welbilt - Couldn't be better lyrics



Couldn't be better by Welbilt


I read the expiration date
but drank all of it anyway
and I'm having trouble staying on my feet
the pressures on the walls are bent
and I have to start all this again
but victory is always bittersweet yeah
but I'm fine I'm alright
and i couldn't be better
if i tried
I'm fine I'm alright
and i couldn't be better
have you seen my mind today
i seem to have misplaced my brain
i don't think it's coming back to me
the medications wearing off
but the side effects aren't bad enough
for me to go against my own advice
cause it only hurts when i blink my eyes
but I'm fine I'm alright
and i couldn't be better
if i tried
I'm fine I'm alright
and i couldn't be better
couldn't be better
yes I'm fine
if i lied to you and told you
someone else was driving me
i'd still be sitting riding shotgun
in someone else's drunken pipe dreams
i've got everything under control
all you have to do is let go
but I'm fine I'm alright
i couldn't be better
if i tried
But I'm fine yeah eah yeah I'm alright
I'm fine I'm alright
I'm fine I'm alright
and i couldn't be better

Weeping Willows - How To Be A lyrics

Weeping Willows - How To Be A lyrics



How To Be A by Weeping Willows


Step one in your mission: gather information
Get on the internet, perfect for bomb makin'
First you need some fertilizer, it's the shit
For construction of a bomb, also the main ingredient
Some ammonium nitrate, preferably light-weight
Rent the rider's truck, think about the impact it might make
Mix 'em all together and your work can be seen
For sixteen miles by the naked eye, not to mention T.V.
The American media, greedier than the average meat eater
The seedier the plan the more they gonna love it, man
The more they wanna get they hands on an exclusive
You gon' be famous as long as you can do this
Make all your purchases two months apart from one another
In different states and go undercover
Never use a credit or a check just cashed
'cause they will try to track you after the blast
Man, after this bomb goes off, as long as you made it correct
We gonna inject the American step-ladder with a little dose of disrespect
A "Fuck you" to the U.S. for every soul that God hasn't blessed (Fuck you!)
There's a bomb in your city, in your town
Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now
Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how
Follow the plan close so you don't go down
There's a bomb in your city, in your town
Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now
Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how
Follow the plan close so you don't go down
Step two in your mission: a building you should find
A federal institution? That should suit us just fine
But how to get in? Hmm, good question
Always follow the plan close, don't go in guessin' (duh!)
Security codes nobody knows
So when the janitor's about to leave squeeze one in his dome
Shit you 'bout to kill thousands, what's one up close?
Quick, grab his clothes, we're almost there (yeah!)
Inside with the bomb, I know just where to place it (where?)
In the basement, adjacent to maintenance
Face it toward the wall so when the motherfucker blows
The whole foundation'll fall in
Oh yeah, don't forget to wipe down everything you touch
'cause one fingerprint is one fingerprint too much
And detectives'll try to find clues and signs
That'll point the finger towards the culprit, so leave nothin' behind
Hide out in the bathroom when the A.M. rush and
Walk out like nothin' happened, unnoticed and untouched
This is gonna work it's a promise you can count on
This is revenge for anyone who's been pounded on
There's a bomb in your city, in your town
Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now
Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how
Follow the plan close so you don't go down
There's a bomb in your city, in your town
Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now
Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how
Follow the plan close so you don't go down
Step three in your mission is never easily executed
So whatever was part of the original blueprint: Do it
Stick to the original plan, don't stray from it
Since no clues were left the FBI got a "Who Dun It?"
It was 9:30 AM when the bomb exploded
Many lives were lost, the media noticed
Jesus, I wish I could say nobody felt a thing
But so many were trapped inside the building still breathing
Don't think about that now, calm down, don't panic
What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?
You put a bomb in the bottom floor of a government facility
Now reality hits you, testing your moral agility
Listen, by now you should be like six hours away
Find a cheap hotel, rest and hold your thoughts at bay
See, you're not just on the run from people in general
But also from yourself, stealth you must be from your mental
Tomorrow's a big day, you gotta cross the border
Hide out in Mexico for three months and no shorter
Keep tabs on the progress of the investigation
The news broadcasts but now they've blamed it on the Arab Nation
Things'll die down soon, you'll be in the clear
Three months becomes six months, six becomes a year
People's attention turn to more important things
Congratulations, you have been successful
Let's retrack our steps and look deeper into the mission
The bomb was just a song, a foundation, nothin' was missin'
It could blow up, no fingerprints, 'cause the fans and the media
Tried to dig through your past and try to prove that you're fake
The government building is the club and the DJ's are the detectives
Inspectin' your shit to see if it's a record they wanna be reppin'
The escape is how not to let all the shit go to your head
The janitor that you killed was another MC instead
But you didn't use a gun, your song was just hotter than his
And the tracks are the people that died when the bomb was detonated
There's a bomb in your city, in your town
Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now
Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how
Follow the plan close so you don't go down
There's a bomb in your city, in your town
Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now
Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how
Follow the plan close so you don't go down

Wednesday Night Heroes - Action lyrics

Wednesday Night Heroes - Action lyrics



Action by Wednesday Night Heroes


1,2
Fucked youth aren’t wanted around here
They call you fag cause you charge your hair…AGAIN
IN CRUDE city rednecks patrol the streets
Beat you down when they think you’re a freak…AGAIN
Stand and be counted cause you’re vicious and loud
Stand and be counted cause you’re proud
Paid the price for their satisfaction, throwing down even though…
I’m not looking for action [x2]
Now I gotta go to war [x2]
1,2
Whyte Ave used to be a great place
Now overrun by pavement apes…THEY SAY
NO WAY out, nowhere left, nowhere to run
Redneck cops gonna have their fun on you…AND ON YOU
Stand and be counted cause you’re vicious and loud
Stand and be counted cause you’re proud
Paid the price for their satisfaction, throwing down even though…
I’m not looking for action [x2]
Now I gotta go to war [x2]
I’m not looking for action [x2]
Now I gotta go to war [x2]
For their fun-You paid the price
Their fun-You paid the price
In self defense…WE’LL GET EVEN SOON
For their fun, For their fun
In self defense…WE’LL GET EVEN SOON
Well get even soon
I’m not looking for action [x16]
Now I gotta to war…Yeah!

Ween - Fat Lenny lyrics

Ween - Fat Lenny lyrics



Fat Lenny by Ween


Fat Lenny's gonna walk right into myself
Fat Lenny's gonna see myself (Reflect it back on myself)
Fat Lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill
And I say Fat Lenny's gonna lick my head off
Stop by my friend Fat Lenny, I like him a lot (Tell him about my buddy)
He's Fat Lenny - what
Fat Lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill
And I said now Fat Lenny's gonna jump up and down (Run back down the hill)
And I said now Fat Lenny knows what he is (to be Fat Lenny) 'cause he is Fat Lenny (he's my buddy)
He's Fat Lenny (I know what he is to be Fat Lenny) 'cause he's my friend Fat Lenny
I like Fat Lenny, I like 'cause he's my friend Fat Lenny - Fat Lenny
What - you know - he's Fat Lenny - you know
You know he's Fat Lenny
Fat Lenny's gonna lick my brain today
Fat Lenny doesn't like me anyway
Fat Lenny said (my friend) today
Fat Lenny
Fat Lenny, Fat Lenny,
Fat Lenny, Fat Lenny, Fat fat fat Lenny
Fat Lenny, Fat Lenny
Fat Lenny, Fat Lenny, Fat fat fat Lenny

Weird Al Yankovic - Let me be your hog lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic - Let me be your hog lyrics



Let me be your hog by Weird Al Yankovic


Where'd you learn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I can't relax
Got your license from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree
These fender benders are killin' me
She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
And I'm afraid for myself
They'll put you behind bars
We're not playin' bumper cars
Did a great figure eight
In the middle of the interstate
Tires squeel wherever we go
Even hitchhikers just say no
She drives like crazy
Her car's a mess
She drives like crazy
She's got a death wish I guess
She's a demon
Behind the wheel
Thinks she's drivin'
The Batmobile
Burnin' rubber in school zones
Runnin' over the traffic cones
Passin' "semi-"s on the right
Now my knuckles are turnin' white
She drives like crazy
She'll break your necks (?)
She drives like crazy
She always gets into wrecks
She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
Now I'm afraid for myself
She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
And I'm afraid for myself

Ween - Licking The Palm For Guava lyrics

Ween - Licking The Palm For Guava lyrics



Licking The Palm For Guava by Ween


It was a cold, dark night
No hope in sight
I left my little hut
And went to the palm
To get some guava
Licking the palm for guava
Licking the palm for guava
Yes, when you're old and you're not very young
Lick the palm for guava
Lick the palm
When you're old and you're not very young
Lick the palm for guava

Welbilt - Anthem lyrics

Welbilt - Anthem lyrics



Anthem by Welbilt


If I was strong I would never lose
If I could see it all I would look for you
If I had everything my way
And if I was high I’d come down for you
If it was all a lie I could make it all true
If I was everything you say
Chorus
This is your song
These are the right words to say
This is the life that I live every day
This is your voice
This is my red, white and blue
This is my anthem to you
And if I was tall I could see for miles
If I had all the time I would stay awhile
If I had everything my way
And if I had faith I’d believe it all
If I could hold on I would never fall
If I was everything you say
Chorus
This is your song
These are the right words to say
This is the life that I live every day
This is your voice
This is my red, white and blue
This is my anthem to you, to you
And if I was high I’d come down for you
If it was all a lie I can make it all true
If I was everything you say
This is your song
These are the right words to say
This is the life that I live every day
This is your voice
This is my red, white and blue
This is my anthem to you, to you
This is your song
This is my red white and blue
This is your voice
This is my anthem to you, to you

Ween - Stairs lyrics

Ween - Stairs lyrics



Stairs by Ween


What will happen when I die
Will I pay for all My crimes
Because sometimes I did fail, although I tried to try
Will You remember me this way
Or will the picture change
It's too late to go back; oh it's much too late
When I was young I didn't care, I was busy crawling down the stairs
With the voice I thought was mine
I didn't sing, I mime two words that almost rime
Well those where confusing times
Will You remember Me this way or will the picture change
It's too late to go back; oh it's much too late
When I was young I didn't care, I was busy crawling down the stairs
Please don't forget Me when I'm gone, 'cause my life must have some work
And please forgive me if im wrong
'cause I didn't mean to be all wrong
I didn't mean to be
No, I didn't mean to be
I didn't mean to be all wrong
I didn't mean to be
I didn't mean to be
No I didn't mean to be